ALSO while we’re on the subject of mindless online shopping, please view these gems that i only saw fit to take screenshots of. i will never get over the “vanilla sex” candle

once or twice a week i think “hmm i wonder what i put in my ebay/amazon cart when i was 80% asleep last night” and find like:

ericorbit:

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been shaving with every face wash and am STILL pulling out half a dozen monsters like these on the daily

i am as fascinated as i am annoyed

hormones are a trip

been on a bit ‘o the old hrt for the better part of 2018 and just realized my face is kinda different hello world

smoovetay:

you’re being presented with two choices : Evolve or Repeat.

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watsonshoneybee:

the thing about everything is that it all gets easier with practice, so be careful what you practice 

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deadpanwalking:

1dietcokeinacan:

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

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yassmines:

no offense but if u perceive me thats Ur personal problem

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i felt like such a grown-up today, i was crying about not wanting to get out of bed and go to work WHILE i got out of bed and went to work. i wiped my face in my shirt on the elevator down from my apartment and i let my eyes dry on the walk and i got there on time and greeted people cheerily all day

juuuuust remembered i have a doctor’s appointment in a day and a half for the first time in?? 5 years?

where am i even supposed to start like hi 😱 can you please give me three brain drugs and five referrals

or alternatively just tell me i’m dying in some way that i don’t have to feel guilty about👌🏻